Germany was great. Their roads are amazing. Their pretzels are incalculably excellent.
They have good salami.
Add in Castles, hedgehogs (the real animals, not the chocolates...come on son!), and road signs with wild pigs on them instead of our lame 'leaping deer for 10km' signs. Plus, it always feels like your in Saving Private Ryan. Minus guns. Hatred. Bombs...

But German sounds the same in real life as in the movies...
We were both sick though, and our Internet situation was interesting. So that's why these pictures are so late. Paris is coming soon.